What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

What smell will you never forget?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?